The short answer is that I’ve been being stalked by Scientology.

I wish I were kidding.

They’ve been harassing my parents, my ex-husband, myself, etc. I’ve moved residences a couple of times, and they still managed to figure out where I live. They’ve posted my personal, private information (cell phone, email addresses, flickr/facebook accounts, name, parent info) on the Internet in an attempt to intimidate me. Those First Amendment rights sure are somethin’, and I’ll practice mine peacefully thankyouveryfuckingmuch.

Attention, Visiting Scientologists: Did you know Incident II is nothing more than the XENU story told in OT3? And that OT8 = You mocked up your own past lives. Enjoy your stay!

Anyway, I’ve decided to let it all out in the open and stop hiding. I’ll cook and post about it where I Xenudamned well please. And to prove it, here’s some mighty fine Rootin, Tootin, Enturbulatin‘ Marble Cupcakes.

Recipe is from Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World, they’re the marble cupcakes, with one half batch vanilla and one half batch chocolate buttecream piped with the same bag.

This was one hell of an experiment, and I’m surprised that I didn’t fuck them up. They were extremely well-received, so much so that I didn’t get to try one. Oops.