My Sweet Vegan just came in the mail today (dude, Cosmo’s Vegan Shoppe ships their stuff out lightning fast, also buy your vegan cookbooks from vegan stores and not Amazon, ok?), and my fat pants are stretching themselves out in excitement. There’s two things that you’ll probably hear about this book (kind of like how the only thing people know about Asia Carrera is that she’s in MENSA – she’s a retired porn star, her website is obviously NSFW) in the hype and that’s that the author is very young and that she figured out how to make vegan meringue. Hannah also runs Bittersweet, which pretty much every vegan faps over anyway.

The moment I opened the book, I found a bunch of things to be excited about, and with no surprise pretty much all of the cupcakes are making me want to eat them. Go figure. One trick pony-ville over here.

Here’s a short list so far of what’s caught my eye:

Strawberry Love Muffins
Cheesecake Thumbprint Cookies
Maple Pistachio Cremes
Pfeffernusse (they look like the Russian Teacakes my mom loves during Christmas)
Strawberry Spirals
Bananas Foster Cake (though the person I had thought about making it for showed exactly no interest in it when I showed him the picture. So, I think he’s going to get a big “Fuck You” instead of a lovely cake.)
Chai Cheesecake (OHMYGODYESYESILOVEYOUHANNAH)
Decadent Almond Cake
Lychee Cupcakes with Raspberry Frosting (I don’t know about raspberry with lychee, but these look better than the lychee cupcakes in VCTOTW)
Mini Icebox Cheesecake (can you tell that I love cheesecake?)
Pomegranate Ginger Cupcakes
Root Beer Float Cupcakes
Wasabi Chocolate Cupcakes (only because they sound like something you’d trick people with and then laugh when they choked on it)
Pink Lemonade Tartlets
Flaming Hot Peanut Brittle
Green Tea Freezer Pops (I love you. I love you so much.)
Green Tea Tiramisu (Did I say I loved you? No, I want to marry you, Hannah.)

Hope you like fat chicks, Hannah, because you’re gonna chunk me up good!

Also, my cupcake carrier is getting old and too small, someone buy me a Cupcake Courier (in blue) pretty, pretty please?